One fateful day I was out bird watching, I happened to catch my neighbor Santana Red walking past me. I’ve always had a crush on her growing up but I’ve never had the confidence to tell her how beautiful she was. She never paid attention to me but I always watched her. I couldn’t help but stare at her huge derriere as she walked by. I always felt like I was too nerdy for her but I waved anyways. She waved back but I felt I should have introduced myself. I opened the gate to her backyard and I found her bathing in the sun. She invited me to sit and chat and I couldn’t believe I had the oppor... Show more