Like the fat girl I am, I bought a cake to eat after work and wanted to film myself finishing the whole thing. I start off using a fork, but quickly abandon that, wanting to get the cake into my mouth as quickly as possible. After shoving a few handfuls into my face, I get down on all fours and shove my face right into it like the piggy I am. I promise, I don't even leave a single crumb. Watch me act like a complete fat pig as I eat for you. I wish I had more cake.