I'm back after a long hiatus and you know I've been eating well during my time away. I was shocked (but not surprised) when I stepped on the scale and saw the number. If you saw my last weigh in, I think you'll be very impressed with how much weight I've been able to gain. I should be back to my highest weight in no time at this rate.

Watch me step on the scale and talk about my gain while I show off for you :)