So I met this guy Alex Legend with really cool tattoos who said he could give me one too back at his place. He even has a super hot girlfriend covered in tattoos too! Of course I just have to meet her... but then like always i chickened out on actually getting a tattoo. At this point they are both kind of pissed because now I have their time and hes not going to make any money out of me. What else is there to do but fuck them both?