Today we're going to marriage counseling. I really believe this is going to help us. I walked through the house to find my husband I see what he was wearing is on a pile on the bedroom floor. Once I scoot over his tie and move around his pants I see a big pickle. The big pickle is talking to me it's my husband. He shrunk himself to become a pickle just to get out of going to counseling. I decide I'll just eat him this will be easier than a divorce that will probably be inevitable. Watch me mukbang the pickle. Open mouth chewing and bites. Pickle juice is so yummy. I make sure every piece of...

Today we're going to marriage counseling. I really believe this is going to help us. I walked through the house to find my husband I see what he was wearing is on a pile on the bedroom floor. Once I scoot over his tie and move around his pants I see a big pickle. The big pickle is talking to me it's my husband. He shrunk himself to become a pickle just to get out of going to counseling. I decide I'll just eat him this will be easier than a divorce that will probably be inevitable. Watch me mukbang the pickle. Open mouth chewing and bites. Pickle juice is so yummy. I make sure every piece of him is gone even the stem. Now I guess I'll have to call and cancel my appointment. Hahaaa. Big belch at the end! Ring light used.