Hey, I'm so glad you're home! I hope I'm not interrupting anything, I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to stop in. Well, okay, maybe that's not totally true...

I just got done with a big meal and now I have to burp really bad! I know you don't mind when I burp around you and all my roomates are home right now, so I was wondering if I could stay with you a while and get my burps out?

Oh, thank you so much! Why don't you stick around and watch me burp for a bit? After all, it's only fair that I give you something in return for your hospitality! <... Show more