I had an interesting idea for a novel way to show off my feet and feel powerful. I set up some innocent little eggs on the floor neatly, while I was barefoot. No, I wasn't naked, pervert. I was wearing jeans. Anyway, I went and stomped on each of the eggs in turn, crushing them under my feet. It was a lot of fun and I felt really good about myself while doing it, but it made quite a mess, with the eggshells and icky stuff dripping from them. I'm going to need to have my feet cleaned after that, teehee.