I don't care if you watch me eat. I'm going to finish this ice cream before it melts and I'm going to ignore you the entire time. No matter what you say, you're less interesting than my afternoon treat. I worked hard all day and this is my time. You don't matter. Stare at me all you want. My mind is made up. The vanilla in this cup is more fascinating than you'll ever be. Please prattle on about your life and endlessly jaw on about work. The fucked up thing is that I know by ignoring you, I'm giving you what you want. But I still don't care.