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You've arrived at the secret back room inside my office, just in time for your special performance review. Surely you've heard about this room before-- office gossip spreads quickly, after all. Now, you're finally here to see for yourself. I brought you here to talk about your frequent tardiness, your disrespect for your coworkers, and of course, your declining sales for this quarter. These are all serious issues, but I know my preferred methods of behaviora... Show more