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As soon as you sat down and took off your mask, I knew you were different. It didn't take much: after all, you immediately started spouting some anti-mask conspiracy bullshit. I listened patiently as you spouted out your COVID conspiracy theories, and then I gave you a shot. You thought it was a flu shot, but it was much worse. I gave you COVID. Despite being high-risk, you've spent an entire year denying that COVID exists and thinking you would magically be immune. Now, you're not going... Show more