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I hate to be the one to do this, but this hair thing you have going on? It's not fooling anyone. You're balding, and your combover isn't subtle at all. You've been balding for years at this point and by now you should know that your hair won't grow back. I know it's so humiliating for you, even though so many men will experience some form of hair loss as they age. Since there's nothing you can do to make your hair grow back, you should fetishize your baldness. Stroke for me while you thi... Show more