I went to a bar last night and a very obnoxious patron would not stop hitting on me, little did he know he was indeed going home with me...not to bed, but as my snack! I shrunk him down itty-bitty and shoved him into a slice of apple pie, after teasing him for awhile, I finally chew him up and swallow him down. Yum! Bar-Fly pie is my favorite!

I went to a bar last night and a very obnoxious patron would not stop hitting on me, little did he know he was indeed going home with me...not to bed, but as my snack! I shrunk him down itty-bitty and shoved him into a slice of apple pie, after teasing him for awhile, I finally chew him up and swallow him down. Yum! Bar-Fly pie is my favorite!