Shawn, it's not you, it's me...we are just too different to make things work. For example, I have slipped a shrinking potion into your drink and so now I am giant and you are tiny! Watch as I chase this tiny, little all over my house, searching under pillows, in cabinets and dollhouses for him while threatening to stomp him with my huge feet. When I finally find him, I squish him with my giant tits, smother him with my enormous ass and him to watch me eat a whole bowl of pasta before finally devouring him as desert. *Gulp* (Custom Request)

Shawn, it's not you, it's me...we are just too different to make things work. For example, I have slipped a shrinking potion into your drink and so now I am giant and you are tiny! Watch as I chase this tiny, little all over my house, searching under pillows, in cabinets and dollhouses for him while threatening to stomp him with my huge feet. When I finally find him, I squish him with my giant tits, smother him with my enormous ass and him to watch me eat a whole bowl of pasta before finally devouring him as desert. *Gulp* (Custom Request)