You pretend to hate cigarettes, but you know you secretly love them! How can you hate the smell and taste of these!? Well, I know the perfect way to get you acclimated to loving cigarettes! Becoming my human ashtray! What do you mean, no? Look, I am the one with the hot ash and the hot ass and I can withhold or give you both! That's right..now stick out you tongue and take these ashes!

You pretend to hate cigarettes, but you know you secretly love them! How can you hate the smell and taste of these!? Well, I know the perfect way to get you acclimated to loving cigarettes! Becoming my human ashtray! What do you mean, no? Look, I am the one with the hot ash and the hot ass and I can withhold or give you both! That's right..now stick out you tongue and take these ashes!