Ok, I know, I know..I've heard it all before..."It's the Holidays..I have to buy my "wife & snot-gobblers" some presents, too." Well, that's just....UNACCEPTABLE! It's the time of year that you should be spending MORE money on the most important person in your life... ME! It's been 3 whole days since I've seen a deposit in my account from you! THREE! I need a pedicure, a new dress and a Christmas dildo! You'd better get on it, you worthless, sniveling, good-for-nothing pay-bitches...my patience is wearing really thin...

Ok, I know, I know..I've heard it all before..."It's the Holidays..I have to buy my "wife & snot-gobblers" some presents, too." Well, that's just....UNACCEPTABLE! It's the time of year that you should be spending MORE money on the most important person in your life... ME! It's been 3 whole days since I've seen a deposit in my account from you! THREE! I need a pedicure, a new dress and a Christmas dildo! You'd better get on it, you worthless, sniveling, good-for-nothing pay-bitches...my patience is wearing really thin...