Hey there cowboy.....I see you out there on the ranch taking care of all those heavy chores in the hot sun.....I also see the way that you've been checking me out. Well I've got just the thing for you, why don't you come on over here and I'll serve you up a refreshing glass of my spit. One glass isn't enough? Not a problem, I've got enough spit for a refill to quench your thirst......