I'm Mrs Claus, I've been sent to you from the North pole to correct the natural balance. You see you've been on the Naughty List for YEARS, but for some strange reason you've still been given gifts! People rewarding your poor behavior has left you confused. To correct the order of things I'm here to crack some nuts...and bust some balls. Using a nut cracker, I crack walnuts, picking out the delicious nut meat and crunching it up in my mouth. I discuss the way things should be, contemplating whether or not I'm going to take away your favorite toys (AKA Your balls) to achieve subservience in ...

I'm Mrs Claus, I've been sent to you from the North pole to correct the natural balance. You see you've been on the Naughty List for YEARS, but for some strange reason you've still been given gifts! People rewarding your poor behavior has left you confused. To correct the order of things I'm here to crack some nuts...and bust some balls. Using a nut cracker, I crack walnuts, picking out the delicious nut meat and crunching it up in my mouth. I discuss the way things should be, contemplating whether or not I'm going to take away your favorite toys (AKA Your balls) to achieve subservience in a quick and effective manner. I educate you on how to reform your Naughty ways. How to serve the women in your life and making sure that they rule your every action. To make sure your hearing me, I take out my paddle and your bare cock. I smack it relentlessly while you tell me what a good boy you promise to be. Remember to fall into line OR I'm coming back next Christmas for your sack!