I'm Mrs Claus, I've been sent to you from the North pole to correct the natural balance. You see you've been on the Naughty List for YEARS, but for some strange reason you've still been given gifts! People rewarding your poor behavior has left you confused. To correct the order of things I'm here to crack some nuts...and bust some balls. Using a nut cracker, I crack walnuts, picking out the delicious nut meat and crunching it up in my mouth. I discuss the way things should be, contemplating whether or not I'm going to take away your favorite toys (AKA Your balls) to achieve subservience in ... Show more