I'm so tired and tired, I just want to go to bed! You're really horny and ask for a quickie but I don't even want to move! I suggest you jerk off in the bathroom (anything to get you to turn out the lights so I can rest!) but you want me to help out. I come up with a compromise... I'll tell you how I want you to touch yourself if you promise to keep it in the time I give you! I'm not quite as awake as you may like, drifting off and lazily instructing you to rub one out! If you don't finish by the time I'm done counting sheep, it's too bad! I'm saying goodnight either way!