Take this glass of my pee. You know you want to drink it. You know that you ache and obsess over getting to drink my urine. How lucky you could be to have a part of me so close to you, inside you. Don't try to fake otherwise. Don't try to deny it. Drink it. Roll it over your tongue and swallow my piss. Taste the bitter flavor as it slides down your throat. I'm granting you this amazing gift, so shut up and drink it.