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Hello loser. It's me, your Mistress Pixie. You've so pathetic, arent you? You want to see my sexy body so much dont you? But you're not allowed. You're too pathetic. In fact, Im going to strip off screen while insulting you, and yet you'll still buy this wont you? Even though you can't see anything? So pathetic. You might catch glimpses of my back, but nothing else. Watch my shadow, how frustrating is this for you? I end by flipping you off. Your money should be mine, pig.