I wear my boots everywhere so they get really dirty. I also wear them without socks and my feet sweat sooooooo bad. So as of today I am accepting applications for a new boot bitch.

If you were lucky enough to be my boot bitch you would have a lot of responsibilities. Starting with tongue cleaning whatever crud I have on the outside of my boots. Then I expect you to also tongue clean the inside of my boots, as far in my boots as you can reach your tongue. I want you to lick and suck the stink and dried up sweat from the entire inside layer of my boots. Whatever you cannot reach with...

I wear my boots everywhere so they get really dirty. I also wear them without socks and my feet sweat sooooooo bad. So as of today I am accepting applications for a new boot bitch.

If you were lucky enough to be my boot bitch you would have a lot of responsibilities. Starting with tongue cleaning whatever crud I have on the outside of my boots. Then I expect you to also tongue clean the inside of my boots, as far in my boots as you can reach your tongue. I want you to lick and suck the stink and dried up sweat from the entire inside layer of my boots. Whatever you cannot reach with your tongue, I expect you to inhale the remainder of my stinky funk out of the inside of my boots.

Once my boots are spotless from the inside out you are to keep all my boots organized. I will expect you to rest in my boot closet and tend to my boots. Once you have proven to me you are worthy of these tasks then I will even allow you to sometimes help me pick what pair of boots I should wear with my outfit and even allow you to help me put them on.

If you think you have what it takes you need to join American Mean Girls and then apply to my mail.

G oddess P latinum