Sometimes I absolutely crack Myself up... as in this instance... LOL...

This worthless thing had done something or other to upset Me so I decided to harken back to those days of yore when I was young and My parents would make Me go find a switch out back in the yard.... mind you, that was in a far more wooded area of North America than the barren desert of Las Vegas, but as if that's My problem... I sent the slut out back and made it crawl around across the gravel and dirt to find a variety of things I could beat it with.... oh and the things it returned with.... LMFAO

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Sometimes I absolutely crack Myself up... as in this instance... LOL...

This worthless thing had done something or other to upset Me so I decided to harken back to those days of yore when I was young and My parents would make Me go find a switch out back in the yard.... mind you, that was in a far more wooded area of North America than the barren desert of Las Vegas, but as if that's My problem... I sent the slut out back and made it crawl around across the gravel and dirt to find a variety of things I could beat it with.... oh and the things it returned with.... LMFAO

It found some sticks, bamboo, something that looked like a stalk of corn, another big ass green thing that looked like a sapling part of a tree... all sorts of utterly fucking random from the Vegas tundra.... LOL...

So I was wholly unable to choose just one of these fine specimens to beat the loser with so in turn I beat it with all of them... and it was an added bonus that the thing was allergic to half of them so it keeps getting redder and redder throughout the clip..... hahahahahahaaa..... I even made sure to wack its mini prick a half dozen times or so as well, and had some extra fun trying to shove plant parts in its dickhole and then mashing its ween between different branches/sticks/whatever the fuck it brought in....

This is a great clip that is not only classically cruel and painful (I even beat this loser's feet to add to the all over infliction of hurt).... but also hilarious at the same time because of how much it shows what worthless sacks of gas these faggot losers are who come crawl and beg and plead to have just an evening or two at My feet....

Pathetic as can be... check... still beat to a pulp... check... Me laughing to this day when I post this and think back at how much I get paid to treat you all like this.... CHECK-MATE bitch.... LOL