Sometimes I absolutely crack Myself up... as in this instance... LOL...

This worthless thing had done something or other to upset Me so I decided to harken back to those days of yore when I was young and My parents would make Me go find a switch out back in the yard.... mind you, that was in a far more wooded area of North America than the barren desert of Las Vegas, but as if that's My problem... I sent the slut out back and made it crawl around across the gravel and dirt to find a variety of things I could beat it with.... oh and the things it returned with.... LMFAO

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