I find it utterly hilarious to put My property through all sorts of hardship and this is by far one of My more inventive ideas... Being the holiday season and all, I actually offered this loser the opportunity for a nominal XMas "WISH" after letting it know that I planned to stomp all over it and trample it later in the day, and so it's one pathetic wish was that I trample it in

ANYTHING BUT STILETTOS

Bwahahaahahahahaaaa..... As if I couldn't have predicted that coming.... LOLZ... so of course I already had the perfect plan in place to make this thing completely regret the... Show more