I am very mean to you as I ruin your favorite jacket, an authentic The North Face brand from the 90s. I pose in this winter rain jacket. I know you love to wear this jacket. I cut holes into it using scissors. I pull at the jacket and rip it apart. The sound of the jacket shredding makes me giddy. I know the sound of your favorite jacket being destroyed will haunt you. I laugh as I rip and cut.