I would love to see you walking around in them in soft sand on a beach and then into some shallow water and then back onto soft sand with the wet sandals so that sand gets all over them. And saying things like - My feet are all bound and enslaved in these roman sandals - I love how the leather sandal straps feel - I'm all tied up in these leather things, - These sandals have me powerless, - My sandaled feet are so tightly bound in this leather bondage - I just love getting sand in my sandals. - The leather sandal straps are so tight