Lana Luxor:
"Listen up, seat! You see that I am here [sitting on your face] playing my videogame and I cannot be distracted! So I need to give you some ground rules just to ensure we're on the same page. Are we clear so far, seat?!

Lana continues, sitting securely upon her face seat:
"Ok. Rule Number One: You are going to stay put underneath me where you rightfully belong. Is that clear? Rule Number Two: If you do dare to disrupt my gameplay, there will be punishment for you: 30 seconds of Rough Face Riding. Is that clear? Good!"

True to her word, Lana Luxor utterl... Show more