Princess Onyx:
"You're such a comfy little chair! The perfect throne for a Princess! Heehee! Oh money... My money! That's a good seat! I like hearing you desperate for air underneath me, hahah! I love hearing my little throne gasp for air! I think for every time someone hits me in the game, I'll be mean to you, hahah! I'll take out my aggression on you, hahah! In honor of my victory, I'll give you a little squeeeeeze..."