I just popped SO many balloons so there are bits of rubber all over my room. The only way to make sure I truly get all of those tiny pieces is to crawl around on my hands and knees to gather up each piece. Little did I know that my white thong had snuck up my plump ass and out of my shorts so that all the world can see. You get the perfect view as I crawl around, banging my knees on the hard floor and giving myself bruises just to make sure I clean properly so no one finds out what I've been doing!