I've got these big, bright balloons ready to be blown up as big and pear shaped as I dare without making them pop. First, let me put these extra balloons in my cleavage for safe keeping while I blow the first one up. In my tight yoga pants and low cut shirt you can see every big breath I take, inhaling as deeply as I can to try to blow them up. I wonder if I try hard enough if I can fill these balloons with one breath. I'm even going to double fist it while blowing up my cheeks to huff and puff them full.