Once again you've caught me on my porcelain throne as I rush to get there in time before everything comes pouring out of me. Farting and cramping away I barely make it to the toilet for the explosion. My double chin gets bigger as I push harder and my chubby belly hangs out of my shirt while I push on it, trying to the rest of it out. Will I ever figure out my crazy belly!

Once again you've caught me on my porcelain throne as I rush to get there in time before everything comes pouring out of me. Farting and cramping away I barely make it to the toilet for the explosion. My double chin gets bigger as I push harder and my chubby belly hangs out of my shirt while I push on it, trying to the rest of it out. Will I ever figure out my crazy belly!