You've been waiting all night for me to come home from the club and I have stories to tell you! I've been fucking a true alpha male that gets me off so good, unlike you could ever do for me. I even let him do all the things I never let you do, like fucking me in the ass and having threesomes with whichever of his friends he tells me to. Why don't you be a good bitch and lick his cum from in between my legs.