Real women don't want no short dick man, just like this song tells you. You take out that tiny thing with tweezers and jerk it to my big ass shaking in front of you. You couldn't even reach that dick inside between this giant ass cheeks! Instead you'll just have to settle for watching my tease and tempt you from your chair with that pathetic thing in your hands. No one will ever want it, so get that microscope out and make that maggot dance.