You are just so damn needy that you can't get enough of me, even when I do nothing but destroy you, humiliate you, and degrade you. You've been sending me money every payday, thinking that it's going to get my attention enough to let you back through my door. I've kept flushing every single bill you send to me down, down the toilet and you keep sending me more! One thousand dollars! Is it that you think a girl who loves to shop like I do couldn't actually flush all that money down... Guess who was wrong!?! This brat is going to drive you crazy.