I've sat down with you once a week this whole last month and shared my week with you while teasing you with my big, poofy, fuzzy- fuzzy slippers in front of you. The chain from my shackles is dangling as I pull it taught then clang it to the ground. Everything from St Patrick's Day shenanigans to work stuff, home stuff, it's all there for you to enjoy with me and my pink slippers.