My cute grey and pink boyshorts can't save me from the cramps I've got today while sitting upon my porcelain throne. No matter how hard I try to watch my diet so I don't have these problems, but these intestinal bubbles just don't stop. My face scrunches up and turns red as I push as hard as I can, then whine a little about the pain. I have to try a few times, but I finally got SOME relief!