I just got done with my daily jog and my feet are so extremely sweaty. After dangling my tennis shoes I switched in to when I got home till they fall off I delicately place my sweaty socks directly in front of your face, letting you sniff them in all their glory. I stick my big toe in the other sock and pull it off until it falls off and I shove it in to the stinky shoe. My toes need a pedicure so badly! Do you see the chipping paint and the cuticles that need to be cut back? I wonder if you'll take care of them for me and paint them like a good foot sub.