I thought it was just going to be a long, slow walk on the beach to collect shells and feel the sand under my boots. I collected some of the most beautiful rocks and take a long look at the water, when I have to pee. I don’t say anything, and I still see so many pretty shells that I keep holding it. I hold it in silent agony until I bust into the disgusting public beach bathrooms where I could hear two people having sex in the distance! It is SO gross, it that last two minutes of absolute relief was worth it.... even in that disgusting public bathroom.