I got a new roomba to help keep my house clean & my OCD sane, but it keeps chasing me. It might get my little candy toes & eat them up, so I let it chase me around a little bit to avoid any accidental stubbings. My bubbly toes really hate when they get hit so I'm going to jump and skip around as quickly as I can to avoid this vacuum monster that has come to life at my feet.

I got a new roomba to help keep my house clean & my OCD sane, but it keeps chasing me. It might get my little candy toes & eat them up, so I let it chase me around a little bit to avoid any accidental stubbings. My bubbly toes really hate when they get hit so I'm going to jump and skip around as quickly as I can to avoid this vacuum monster that has come to life at my feet.