It's again that time to sit on my porcelain throne and push as hard as my little belly can handle to try to get this out. It's driving me crazy how red my face turns, how hard I push, how much I cramp up in pain without being able to get more than just a few farts out. I want to be able to unload this entire load out of my ass, but instead, I sit here grunting and groaning on this toilet while you watch me struggle.