Kneeling before me like the good little pup that you are, I start clipping my toenails for you to greedily devour. I've just spent all day at a marathon, getting sweaty and dirty in my gym shoes and socks. Now is the best time for me to clip these little piggies for you. My little human garbage can deserves only the filthiest of trash to sprinkle on top of your meal. If I drop even the smallest of pieces, you better get down there and lick it up.