I've got days of my potty sessions just piled up and waiting for you to see. Some of them extremely noisy with lots of plops, poots and farts, but all of them with extreme cramping and pushing as hard as I can. My face turns bright red and my chest gets all splotchy, and I let my chubby belly hang out all over the place. It shakes, jiggles and gets all pudgy and wrinkly when I push hard. Come join me on my porcelain throne.