Oh no, you poor thing! Does your tummy hurt? Is it your head? What about your tongue? There's no need to bother the doctor, Nurse Porsha has the cure for anything and everything. It's so simple; you just have to trust me. You see this ass? Well, it's no ordinary ass. I'm not talking about how beautiful it is nor how round and full it is nor how much it makes you shiver in excitement. It's actually healthy for you. Run your tongue up and down it and I'll have you back on your feet in no time!