Professor, me failing your class is unacceptable. I ONLY get straight A's and you're going to give me what I want. I always catch you staring at my perfect ass. I bet you've never seen an ass like this before, have you? You would do anything for this ass, wouldn't you, Professor? I'll let you touch it, Professor. I'll let you lick it, Professor. I'll let you worship it, Professor. What do I want in return? I want straight As. I want you begging to give me the grades I deserve just so you can be turned into my devoted ass slave. Professor, never forget that A is for Ass!