You know I'm hotter than your wife, right? She's clearly let herself go and you're not attracted to her. I think you should leave her and be with someone hot, like me. Just think:

Coming home from work and seeing me in something sexy.

Everyone would envy you seeing me on your arm.

Having me will even make you feel like you're an actual Alpha.

Now, wouldn't that be such a nice life? So just leave!