You were called down to the HR Department for a meeting. It's with the Head of HR who just so happens to be the black girl you have a crush on. I do everyone's payroll and I especially like your big fat paychecks. I decided that I want to take a percentage of your paycheck all for myself!

We will start off with 50% then eventually working our way up to 100%. So that means you will be working just for the sole purpose of paying me.



That sounds fun, right