I've just returned from the most delicious meal I have ever tasted. A peasant like you would never understand fine dining, not when you live on gruel and scraps. Oh no! Is that your hungry belly rumbling? Did I forget to feed you again, peasant? I have a very naughty idea... What if you could taste all of the delicious food that I eat as a neatly digested package just for you? Wouldn't that be divine? You could suck and lick and swallow down all of my waste into that empty belly of yours. If you like it as much as I think you will, Princess caviar could be added the menu permanently!