Thanx for picking me up after cheerleading practice. Since I am the captain now, I go extra hard at practice so I am definitely super SWEATY!



There's a question you've been dying to ask me and you've finally worked up the courage to do so. "Can I have you socks?" You lie and say its because you are doing the laundry but I already see through your bullshit.



Not only does your wife do the laundry but I have already had my suspicions about my socks going missing. And your little question just confirmed that you're the culprit.



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