You fucked up big time & that's why I'm your EX-girlfriend you fucking cheap ass loser! You wouldn't buy me a new car even though I know you're secretly a trust fund baby. Y'know what...??? You've got a tiny penis and I've always FAKED IT EVERY TIME WE HAD SEX. I was thinking "is it in yet?" and would have to fantasize about jocks just to even FAKE IT with you!!! That's how much of a pathetic lover you are. And you know what!?!?! I even FUCKED YOUR BOSS right at the CHristmas party when you drank too much & passedout!! He makes way more money than you do so I'm sure he'll buy me the things YOU... Show more