Mistress Jackie "Look at that tiny thing, excuse me while I find my microscope to even see it! That isn't a real cock, it's waaay too puny. A real cock should be big, strong and thick and able to please a woman, while your little noodle looks like a minnow out of water, flopping around limply!! What the fuck am I supposed to do with that puny excuse of a penis? Call the Guinness Book of Records for the smallest wiener category? LOL, what an embarrassment, it's just too funny. I'm getting the ruler to measure it and then tell my girlfriends what a small wiener you have so they can all laugh at ... Show more