Candi Says "Meet my loser boyfriend sitting here watching TV all day. He can't even please me in bed his little wiener is so small, it's such a joke. I don't even know why I'm still with such a disgusting pig like this. Y'know what would be really fun? Get your sorry ass off the bed and kneel down on the floor here! P U, our feet are so smelly from walking around the mall all day having hot boys, oh sorry hot men hit on us! Take a good whiff of our stinky toes and get in between our toes with your tongue you pathetic . We're going to grind our dirty feet into your face good!"